john/eb

he/him · 19 · cis/het | party magician, low-level wizard, comedian, lagomorph expert.

sometimes i take photos with my camera. you could call this photography, but i think you have to be good at it for you to call it that.you can click around to get to the other sections, too.

my interests

besides rabbits, i talk about other things. here are those things.

general

cartoons and sitcoms · (web)comics · magic and magicians · comedy (both performing and comedians) · art (digital/traditional/painting/sewing) · conspiracy · science · anatomy · coding (css) · (para)psychology · the paranormal in general (ghost hunting) · marine life · args · internet history as a whole · jokes and pranks · cooking/baking · web design

music

nofx · bad religion · ween · lagwagon · failure · say anything · tmbg · oingo boingo · talking heads · neil cicierega's projects · devi mccallion's projects · nin · xtc · weezer · destroy boys · descendents · less than jake · radiohead · a perfect circle · mxpx · soad · weird al · soundgarden · nirvana · 12 rods · tool

specifics

homestuck · hs fancomics (vast error/crossmound/guidestuck/kgtac/voidbound/etc) · psycholonials · problem sleuth · mlp · inside job · invader zim · voltron · trigun · dungeon meshi · mp100 · good omens · the mcu/dcu · batman · bfu/ghost files/mystery files · 8eyes · scott the woz · therm · seanie dew · kubzscouts · jerma · nilered/blue · oney plays · wolfquest · minecraft · terraria · undertale/deltarune · noita · don't starve · project zomboid · dbd · wc · night court

movies

the birdcage · the last boyscout · the hangover triogy · looper · mamma mia · planes trains and automobiles · top gun · office space · labyrinth · ghostbusters (duh) · failure to launch · 2001 a space odyssey · baseketball · the marx brothers films · hitch · raising arizona · a time to kill · little monsters · con-air · a vampire's kiss · birdy · the wedding singer

(more) about me

i'm flattered you clicked to get here, and that you want to know more.

· i'm an autistic cane user.
· i have klinefelter's.
· i'm wasian (filipino/korean/white).
· my birthday is 4/10! i'm an aries.

i'm john, like from homestuck. not in a kin/id/irl/fictive or larp way, i'm just john.
i don't mind kins, but if you claim to be me irl i'd prefer you didn't interact at all. i'm very picky about which i talk to.

· my boyfriend is striderbeats!
· i've been studying rabbits for 11 years!
· i collect stuffed rabbits and warrior cats books.

please be normal around me. i'm not ok with you copying my personality, descriptions, and websites. i'm a human being!
i do have to say this unfortunately.